● neoFamily private beta
family-ops, on tap

Your family's calmest
assistant.

A private AI that handles the calendar juggling, school stuff, appointments, and gift research — over Telegram, billed monthly. When it can't handle something, a real person picks up. You never notice the handoff.

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/ capabilities

What it actually does.

No "AI assistant" mush. Concrete things, every day.

[01] calendar

Calendar coordination

Finds open afternoons, blocks them off, moves things when life happens. Speaks your timezone.

[02] inbox

Inbox triage

School newsletters, doctor reminders, RSVPs — surfaced in five bullets, action items called out.

[03] booking

Appointments

Dentist, pediatrician, haircut. Drafts the email, runs it by you, sends. Phone bookings get escalated.

[04] gifts

Gift research

Birthday next Thursday, $40 budget, and they like climbing? You'll have three good options by lunch.

[05] school

School operations

Permission slips, conferences, sign-up genius links. The friction layer for parenthood, removed.

[06] travel

Travel legwork

Flight options, hotel shortlists, the cancellation calendar. You make the call, it does the typing.

/ how it works

It's a Telegram conversation.

No new app to install. No dashboard to learn. Two minutes of onboarding and you're in.

@neoFamily — live
youcan you book Liam a dentist cleaning, weekday afternoons work
neoFamily📅 Dr. Park has Tue May 7 or Thu May 9 at 3:30 — both clear on your calendar.
✉️ Drafted: "Hi — looking to book a cleaning for Liam, would Tue May 7 or Thu May 9 around 3:30 work? Thanks, Mike."
Send it?
yousend
neoFamilySent. I'll let you know when they reply.
[ 01 ]

Sign up

Card on file, $85/month. We provision a private assistant just for your family.

[ 02 ]

DM the bot

Two minutes of onboarding — who's in your family, where you live, basic preferences.

[ 03 ]

Throw stuff at it

Calendars, emails, bookings, research. You stay in the loop. It does the rest.

/ trust + safety

Boring safety, on purpose.

A family assistant that hallucinates a sent email is worse than no assistant at all. Three rules, baked in.

  • [ ✓ ] Never sends without confirmation. Every email and calendar write is shown to you first. No silent moves.
  • [ ✓ ] Real human backup. When something needs a phone call or judgment, a person picks up. You'd never know.
  • [ ✓ ] Your data, your accounts. Email + calendar live in your Google account. Revoke access in one click anytime.
/ pricing

One plan. Simple.

Less than a babysitter. More capable than your last intern.

$85/ month
  • Unlimited messages, all hours
  • Telegram now — iMessage + WhatsApp coming
  • Real human backup when the agent can't
  • One account per family, up to 6 people
  • Cancel anytime. No annual contract.
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